It was a trick!

I didn't write that note... I was misquoted... FRAMED I tell you!
Paul told me to bring up a note when he mentioned Simeon during the sermon. The note was just a piece of paper with some scribbles on it.

















(Artist's representation of the note in question)

On the bright side, I did get at least one extra Christmas present out of it.
So it's all worth it.